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Recent college graduate, trying to be a responsible adult and failing. Miserably.

"I was born in the Southwest of Scotland, in a place called Dumfires and Galloway, and I was actually raised in old converted stables in a castle grounds. I used to play there as a boy and pretend I was King of Scotland." - Sam Heughan.

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I’M GETTING NEW BOOBS!!!

good riddance, accidentally knocking things over, “accidental” boob grazes, endless staring, horrible back pain, clothes that never fit, sagging fit for a 40 year old mother, paying extra for bras because it takes more fabric to cover my size F, and people telling me i should be happy that i’ve been blessed with enormous jugs

hello, world of opportunity opened with some perky Cs

october 10th can’t get here fast enough

11 hours ago
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stormbornvalkyrie:

"Helga…You must hold this sword in trust for your son, and now you must present this new sword to the groom. The sword transfers the father’s power of protection over the woman, to her new husband. Now the rings. Floki, do you swear to the gods that you want to marry this woman?" I swear, with the gods as my witnesses.” ”Helga, do you swear to the gods that you want to marry this man?” "I do swear." ”Then you are married.”

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12 hours ago
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Sing me a song of a lass that is gone
Say, could that lass be I?

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3 days ago
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Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy.

-Aziz Ansari (I know what I said, but I liked this quote)

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1 week ago
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frank-n-stardust:

are you being the person david bowie wants you to be?

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4 days ago
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boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

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1 week ago
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