I’M GETTING NEW BOOBS!!!
good riddance, accidentally knocking things over, “accidental” boob grazes, endless staring, horrible back pain, clothes that never fit, sagging fit for a 40 year old mother, paying extra for bras because it takes more fabric to cover my size F, and people telling me i should be happy that i’ve been blessed with enormous jugs
hello, world of opportunity opened with some perky Cs
october 10th can’t get here fast enough
"Helga…You must hold this sword in trust for your son, and now you must present this new sword to the groom. The sword transfers the father’s power of protection over the woman, to her new husband. Now the rings. Floki, do you swear to the gods that you want to marry this woman?" “I swear, with the gods as my witnesses.” ”Helga, do you swear to the gods that you want to marry this man?” "I do swear." ”Then you are married.”